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Did You See The Super Bowl?
OK, I admit, that took place at the end of January, and here we are in May. Football has long been forgotten, basketball and hockey playoffs have begun, and the start of the baseball season has just taken place. OK, the XFL has had its million dollar championship game, but from what I understand, they have fewer viewers than readers of my somewhat monthly column.
So, for my three loyal readers, a review. Apple, arguably the company that started the big Super Bowl ad campaign craze with “1984,” was conspicuously missing from the proceedings. OK, there were a smattering of dot com ads this year, a huge contrast from last year, when every other spot was from a dot com company. At $600K per thirty-second spot, no less. Probably why most of them went bankrupt.
An unnamed source at Apple stated that Steve didn’t want to use up six months’ worth of his ad budget. Of course, a little sprucing up of the ad and they’d be good to go. OK, it’s been taken down from there, however, the story of how it was made is still available from that page. For approximately the price of a DV editing suite with a Canon XL 1 DV camera, this commercial was made by two guys who just wanted to get work in the advertisement industry. Apple should’ve jumped on it, as they would’ve outclassed anything that was aired this year. OK, they still would’ve had to pay the spot rate, however, that’s only 200 Cinema Displays, after the Macworld price drop. Now, if I can just get Peggy Shim’s phone number….
End Of An Era
March 6th, 2001. A day that will live in stupidity. My last recorded day at Rocket Science Central, although I was put on administrative leave pending investigation five days before. I was then given the opportunity to either be fired for cause, or resign. I chose the option that allowed me to collect unemployment. Not too much to actually say here, as I signed a non-disclosure agreement; however, the moral to the story is: make sure when reinstalling core software on the assistant to the executive assistant vice president in charge of a lot of things’ boot drive, that you save the Eudora Folder. So, once again, I’m looking for work, in all the wrong places. At least I’ve kept my sense of humor. Only if you laugh, of course.
Not the movie with Mel Gibson, but an incredible simulation. “I don’t know what I know, but I know that it’s big.” There are three levels of conspiracy, in increasing order of severity: a conspiracy, The Conspiracy, and of course, The JFK Conspiracy. The latter is so far reaching that it transcends all understanding, and involves the highest reaches of the government, so much so that it deserves its own category.
Today’s conspiracy fits somewhere between the first two categories. I’ll let you, my three loyal readers, decide where that is. A recent post on the MacDV list (that I hope by now all of you are familiar with) came up with the following:
I smell politics between Apple and Adobe, and it stinks awful. Obviously, Apple held the codec/OS/QT close at hand without letting one of their biggest supporters/developers work with it to develop their own product…simply to have a brief edge by way of releasing Final Cut Pro 2.0 before Adobe could get their stuff to work right.
This sounds like The Conspiracy Guy from the early days of Late Night with David Letterman. The purveyor of this bunk will thankfully remain anonymous, and I don’t need his permission, because it’s Fair Use. The rest of the listers were fast and furious, myself included. We all came to either Apple or Adobe’s defense, or both. The Apple defenders maintained that it wouldn’t be good business for them to do this, and the people speaking for Adobe stated that Adobe simply isn’t ready to release its products yet.
The dictionary definition of a conspiracy is: an agreement to perform together an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act. The legal definition is a bit more complex; however, we don’t need to enter into it here. Suffice to say, it involves big men named Bubba. And in a sense, it is a conspiracy. I mean, Apple did give the codec in question to any and all developers that needed it. Where the conspiracy breaks down is meeting the requirement of being an illegal, wrongful, or subversive act. Unless of course you describe Apple attempting to create a de facto standard as subversive. Many would say that QuickTime already is a standard that others must adhere to, while still others would say, “Can’t you do this stuff on a PC?” To which I always reply, “The Macintosh is a Personal Computer…,” and watch them wiggle and squirm when they have no response.
But I digress…at a recent lafcpug (pronounced laugh see pug) meeting, I was witness to all the new things that you can and cannot do with Final Cut Pro 2.0. One of the creators of the software was there to demo all the latest tips and tricks, and to answer questions. Not once did the mention of a conspiracy come up. Don’t you think if one exists, it would be mentioned here, where most of the people that are actually using both pieces of software get together and meet? OK, I admit, I just went looking for a job, and most were there to win the world-famous raffle. I was two chairs away from the guy who won Final Cut Pro 2.0, complete with 1400-page manual. Not a joke, not even a punchline—the manual is actually that long. If there’s any conspiracy here, it’s that.
72 and sunny in Redondo.
e You next time.
Also in This Series
- First and Last · May 2012
- Without Him, You Wouldn’t Be Reading This · November 2011
- My Dad’s Got a Barn. Let’s Put on a Show! · December 2008
- Did You See the Super Bowl? · March 2004
- Rupert Murdoch Owns a Mac · June 2003
- Everyone Has a Black Jetta · February 2003
- There’s No “There,” There · October 2002
- When Is It OK to Yell “Fire” in a Crowded Theater? · June 2002
- I’m Not Happy · March 2002
- Complete Archive