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Avery Ray Colter · December 6, 2009 - 22:37 EST #1

Oh that's funny. I often threaten to bellow the same thing at the young varmints:

WHY, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD TO WALK THROUGH CYBERSPACE ON 300 BPS SNOWSHOES!!!